Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not. Mid-fifties man. Recently discovered guilt. Can’t wait to try it out. Grave disappointment all around would like to meet serious mistake in a nightie. Male LRB readers: Drawing little faces on your thumbs, getting them to order meals, then shouting at them for not being able to pay is no way to win a woman. You know who you are. Deny nothing, regret all, but live to fight another day with phenomenologically shamed, melanin-deprived, testosterone poisoned scion of the patriarchal ruling class.