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The DO forgot to mention the fact that Bridgeport's own chief of police has come out against the licensing ordinance, and has publicly stated so. Apparently, there is NO PENALTY for violating the ordinance. Ah, government at it's best: Meaningless laws.

As long as you are requiring licenses, how about an ordinance that prohibits reindeer droppings from falling farther than three feet. That would protect everyone from having the fat guy fly right over their head on Christmas Eve.

A license to treat or treat. You guys have outdone yourselves. Perfect! Whodathunkit.