"It would be a huge danger to capitalism if working men and women were united, so one of the best ways to divide the workers is by enabling men to over-sexualize women and by pre-occupying women with sexualizing themselves. This is why we need to oppose Barbie."
- Michael Koschitzki, 27 year old member of German communist party, on plans to March through Berlin to oppose Barbie Dreamhouse, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal on May 17, 2013
Brilliant! Clearly, the evil forces of capitalism would collapse if only men and women could stop focusing needlessly on sex, the real opiate of the masses! And clearly those damn Barbie dolls have gotten the German men thinking about nothing but sex, and convinced those buxom frauleins to dress like Jessica Simpson. If we could take down the Barbie doll conspiracy the masses will rise up as one and throw off the oppressors! Down with Barbie!*
*(Not that kind of down, you rapacious tool of your class lords)
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